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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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Poor good boy

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 20:54 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 16:10 - United States - Provo

Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML

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By jf29 - 31/01/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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By catstew - 02/10/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By psd60 - 06/12/2012 07:18 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML

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Creepy backyard

By L.Lime05 - 08/08/2010 23:27 - United States

Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML

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By Bobsaget00 - 04/08/2011 10:19 - United States

Today, I realized burying my dog underneath our swing-set was a bad idea. My two sons are now scarred for life. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2012 04:03 - United States

Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging it up. FML

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Friday 1 July 2011 18:40

Aww :(

yummycupkake 0

Friday 1 July 2011 19:34

this reminds me of that Fairy Odd Parents episode when Timmy's pets come back from their grave (his backyard)band torture him :P

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xdust 4

Sunday 3 July 2011 8:11

why was your cat underground?... oh....

amina33 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 10:13

LOL omg

Life_sucks_13 6

Monday 4 July 2011 1:17

should mark their graves so that doesn't happen.

sportschicidee 0

Monday 4 July 2011 1:45

:_( That sucks :_(

ama522 6

Monday 4 July 2011 2:20

trangers10 0

Monday 4 July 2011 20:04

I'm sorry for your multiple losses but when I read this I cracked up. Its just too damn funny! Stop digging before you find other lost treasures lol

budd28 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 4:33

damn how many dead animals do you all bury

bailey80 3

Thursday 7 July 2011 2:28

so sorry...:( well to make you feel better, they can be barried together

WickedPrayer 2

Saturday 9 July 2011 11:15

:-( that sux

zombiekill14 1

Saturday 16 July 2011 12:20

Did'ya manage to dig up your daughter too, Casey Anthony? >:)

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