Miscellaneous: Today, my dick of a roommate was moving out. She didn't actually...

By slightlyfamous - 17/01/2016 13:59 - Canada - Port-menier

Today, my dick of a roommate was moving out. She didn't actually tell us she was moving out and took the wifi, modem and all, while my other roommate was on a Skype call and I was watching a show. All with no warning. It's Saturday, I have an online assignment due Sunday. FML

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By nyatzz - 16/11/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, my landlady cut off the Internet to my flat. She says she has no use for it, and doesn't want to keep it anymore. I have 3 online assignments due in the next week, and finals the following week. FML

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By Jota - 23/10/2017 19:00

Today, I was doing a job interview on Skype when my roommate decided to reboot the wireless router because "the internet was too slow". The interviewer didn't bother calling again. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 15:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

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By leez - 01/02/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

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By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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By emmalou - 16/09/2021 08:01

Today, my roommate is rampaging in the house at 1:00 a.m. because her stuff was moved out of the pantry for the new person, after being asked several times to move it herself. Apparently, she didn't see the text message heads-up, because she refuses to use her phone as a source of connection. FML

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By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada

Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2019 00:00

Today, my roommate served me with a two-week’s notice to vacate the apartment, the day before I leave for 10 days of working in a completely different city 150 miles away. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By sen - 19/02/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me: "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML

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halcyon93 16

Monday 18 January 2016 6:58

Maybe you can go to your local library or somewhere else with free wifi and send it there? And yeah, your roommate doesn't sound like a very nice person. Even though it came with this unpleasant consequence, be glad you're shot of her (hopefully).

bunnyfish 27

Monday 18 January 2016 7:02

I hope she was at least paying for the wifi didn't just steal it.

Comments

pandainspandex 19

Monday 18 January 2016 10:06

That sounds more like robbing you than moving out, unless it was her stuff in the first place.

sousaphonist 14

Monday 18 January 2016 10:21

Who's the legal signer on the agreement with the internet company? You might be able to sue her.

Shade1982 20

Monday 18 January 2016 11:12

I'd try calling the cops for theft first :P.

Levvy 22

Monday 18 January 2016 10:48

Took the wifi? Like, actually put a bunch of wireless signals into her pocket and somehow left with them? That's impressive! I'd be too amazed to be mad.

Shade1982 20

Monday 18 January 2016 11:10

Don't be a smartass. She took the wifi modem of course...

Shmatterhorn 38

Monday 18 January 2016 22:47

All she did was take the modem and the router (or the modem/router unit). Easy to replace, unless the device was provided by the ISP. Then the remaining people would be in trouble.

Goblin182 26

Monday 18 January 2016 13:34

There are so many places with free WiFi these days. Head to your local Starbucks or McDonalds, maybe a local bar. Oh, and your roommate is a dick, even if the service was in her name.

migmit 11

Monday 18 January 2016 14:11

And your other roommate didn't notice Skype connection is gone and just continued talking?

Leauge 13

Monday 18 January 2016 15:50

If she wasn't paying for it sue. If she was she should've given a warning.

bad_boyfriend 10

Monday 18 January 2016 16:10

Go to Starbucks, this isn't even FML worthy

cloudyface 23

Monday 18 January 2016 17:28

Well maybe if you had an assignment due you should've been working on instead of watching a show and you want to be so far behind.

johncage 14

Monday 18 January 2016 18:35

Interesting how you jump to the conclusion that OP was procrastinating. For all we know the assignment was finished and OP was taking some time to clear their head before a final proofreading. Some classes also have set windows for submission times.

Asinger06 1

Monday 18 January 2016 19:09

Maybe you shouldn't have been watching tv, but rather working on your assignment. Sucks she left like she did, but work should be done before you enjoy free time.

leogachi 15

Monday 18 January 2016 19:29

@44 Maybe the work was finished and Op wasn't allowed to submit it yet.

starlite85 6

Monday 18 January 2016 20:38

Wow...the simple fact that you think she stole your internet because she took the modem/router when she moved out, earns you a solid YOU DESERVE IT vote! Those things connect your devices to the internet. If you go to the store and buy one yourself, you'll get your internet back!