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By graciegold95 - 06/12/2014 16:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my daughter decided it'd be funny to change the time on my clock. My boss didn't think it was funny. FML

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By Tired - 17/08/2016 17:51

Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML

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By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

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By catsofly7 - 30/01/2011 13:43 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at 9:00am. I left at around 8:30am, and as soon as I got in the car to drive to the interview, I checked my phone again, and it said 10:33. My boyfriend had decided to change the time on my clock as a "joke." FML

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By hangman - 01/08/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML

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By naladetet - 23/11/2014 08:31 - United States - Newark

Today, I accidentally called my boss 'mom'. Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML

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By ADayAtATime - 20/04/2024 06:00 - Australia - Wacol

Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2016 20:14

Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML

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By hair2daygone4ever - 14/01/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML

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By Johnnogood - 09/10/2012 13:57 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML

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By baldspot - 02/04/2012 05:38 - Australia

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

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odod777 28

Saturday 6 December 2014 19:44

Explain to him what happened. He will understand.

Attacksloth 33

Saturday 6 December 2014 19:50

When you get home, treat it as if it's the right time, and make your daughter go to bed at 5pm.

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

Sunday 7 December 2014 3:21

All the clocks i have set the time automatically. I think its time to invest in some

Misskreher 30

Sunday 7 December 2014 5:37

April Fools day isn't for several months yet.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 7 December 2014 5:44

Explaining should help

LaLince 40

Sunday 7 December 2014 7:29

The same happend to me last year.

LaLince 40

Sunday 7 December 2014 9:10

*happened*

LaLince 40

Sunday 7 December 2014 9:24

No other chance to know the correct time?

PSYqualiac 17

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:37

29, I think it's like getting got.

ecstasy22 12

Sunday 7 December 2014 20:15

you should have checked the time on your mobile phone

sthrnbell 9

Tuesday 9 December 2014 15:33

I would ground her from everything for at least a week. Or don't buy groceries for a week and make her eat what u have in the fridge and cabinets and explain that this could be her life if she messes with ur job causing u to loose it!

PricelessUM 6

Wednesday 7 October 2015 23:10

"Time" to let it go! ;)

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