By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
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Livinia 11

That's why you don't let a man in the kitchen.

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Thanatos1206 0

That's why you don't let women out of their cages. Oh wait, wrong sexist joke.

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tr0llz0r 0

The woman left her rightful post in the kitchen to warm herself up for mandatory evening intercourse. He needed a snack.

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Euronova 0

Does that mean the cage comes with a kitchen?

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tr0llz0r 0

Ken Leeeeee. So cute. Eggzackery what I thought.

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kyanisaurus 0

haha nono I just imagined father and son fumbling around the kitchen was kind of cute

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kyanisaurus 0

I guess I have a low standard for cute :/

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dragonaair 5

I see. That seems more humorous than cute to me, but that's just me, lol.

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techweed 12

do you mean to imply that spontaneous combustion doesnt exist??

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sivuplay 0

maybe your hairs been holding in its farts so it wouldnt contribute to global warming

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staceysgenesis16 0

hmm .. yeah thats realistic -.- lmao

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bgo7 0

ooo fyl! burnin hair smells T E R R I B L E!! haha i burnt mine on a candle before...

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staceysgenesis16 0

OMG me too!! its .. embarrassing when your around 4 family members as well -_- .. stupid candles..

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yuggi1 11

My hair is not flammable (I tried, trust me). How come your's is? It must be frizzy like hell.

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Xpensive 0

why did you have yoir head near where he was cooking??

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notquite69 0

It's your dad's fault? Did he hold the stove up to your head?

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