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By ShadowReiku - 15/01/2016 00:39 - United States - Herndon

Today, my coworkers and I were talking about Alan Rickman when the youngest member of our crew came by and asked how I was. Thinking he knew, I said "Alan Rickman died, that's how I am." He shouted "Alan Rickman DIED!?" and burst into tears. I crushed this poor boy's heart. FML

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