Transportation: Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold...

By carless - 15/08/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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By smileytheface - 06/12/2011 03:54 - United States

Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML

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By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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By Diesel - 03/05/2011 14:23 - Belgium

Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 14:00

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML

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By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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By naps aren't what they used to be - 27/04/2013 22:05 - United States

Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML

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By icefly - 29/07/2016 15:39 - United States - Orlando

Today, I've owned my dream car for 11 days. Someone backed into it while it parked at work, and drove away without leaving a note. A man at a nearby business knows who did it but won't tell me because it was one of his customers. FML

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By GTR - 02/06/2011 01:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML

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luciousp 1

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:14

The perfect crime.

yasmeenjonasx3 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:15

report the ************

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kennythedude 3

Sunday 15 August 2010 14:53

I take it he's going to continue doing that to other people who buy his car.

TheSarge 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 14:57

it's called a repo

Ash94 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 15:06

Wow, that happened to my mom last night I sware to god. The lady came to my driveway and took it while my family was in the house. Cops looked for it and found it.

Schizomaniac 24

Sunday 15 August 2010 15:37

Hey hey hey, Ignorance. Don't make fun of schitzophrenia.

ThinIce 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 15:39

You know where he lives, you have all his contacts, do something

tanyab24 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 15:40

well, that can happen when you don't pay your car payment.

bigt108 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 15:44

you mean it was repo ydi

yourdardar 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 15:53

that's called a repo

canzo378 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 15:59

just report it

thatrandombadass 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 16:16

nobody likes long comments..

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