Transportation: Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold...

By carless - 15/08/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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By smileytheface - 06/12/2011 03:54 - United States

Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML

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Stop! Thief!

By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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By Diesel - 03/05/2011 14:23 - Belgium

Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 14:00

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML

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By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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By naps aren't what they used to be - 27/04/2013 22:05 - United States

Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML

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You deserved it 25 940

By icefly - 29/07/2016 15:39 - United States - Orlando

Today, I've owned my dream car for 11 days. Someone backed into it while it parked at work, and drove away without leaving a note. A man at a nearby business knows who did it but won't tell me because it was one of his customers. FML

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You deserved it 1 083

By GTR - 02/06/2011 01:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML

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luciousp 1

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:14

The perfect crime.

yasmeenjonasx3 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:15

report the ************

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LoNeWoLf2012 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 17:28

Maybe he changed his mind? Lol

almost34 4

Sunday 15 August 2010 17:38

He must be a good buisness dealer. FYL.

xxmuahhxx 4

Sunday 15 August 2010 17:56

it's called a repo dude. make your payments and your car won't "get stolen".

iloveyouuux8 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 18:08

161, its called keenan and kel. and it was probably one of the funniest shows on television.

ThunderGawd 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 18:25

24 you should do something because I doubt college is in your future "genius"

shotgunhr 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 18:35

wow op. you have a new level of fail. you know the guys name, report him.

NitroRedneck704 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 18:50

damn ur ugly

zulu500 1

Sunday 15 August 2010 19:10

only in surrey!

SpaceMannn 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 19:19

you + a smart salesman = getting your car stolen. ha.

kayleebabe03 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 19:33

erm,shouldn't you be calling the cops right now instead of posting it on fml?

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