Miscellaneous: Today, my car died while I was driving down the highway, after...

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2016 00:05 - United States - Robbins

Today, my car died while I was driving down the highway, after not getting it to start for 20 minutes I called my step dad for a jump. when he got there he told me to put it in park. It started. FML

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