Today, my brother thought it would be nice bring home take out.... - FML

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By bad taste - 17/09/2021 20:48 - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be nice bring home take out. It was from my favorite restaurant that I've been craving for months but was too far away for me to pick up. However, in the past few hours, i've contracted COVID, and I am now unable to smell or taste anything. So I got to watch him eat it. FML

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randybryant799 20

Saturday 2 October 2021 7:16

Why is the restaurant too far for you but not your brother?

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rgkkk 17

Thursday 30 September 2021 9:00

You know what you should have done, do you?

randybryant799 20

Saturday 2 October 2021 7:16

Why is the restaurant too far for you but not your brother?

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