Intimate moments: Today my boyfriend went through my phone while I was in the bathroom...

By Ms.rain - 07/12/2018 12:30

Today my boyfriend went through my phone while I was in the bathroom to check if I was cheating...... I wasn't. He was looking for some leverage so when he told me he's been fucking my bestfriend for the last year, he could use something against me... FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 379

You deserved it 248

Mother's Day: Sweets and Bummers
Between disastrous breakfasts in bed and unusual gifts, Mother's Day is an inexhaustible source of laughter. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Wrong way round

By Turnaround - 07/11/2014 12:28

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 424

You deserved it 18 766

Reverse Uno

By Anonymous - 15/12/2020 20:01

Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 500

You deserved it 142

Snooping

By Anonymous - 18/04/2022 00:00

Today, I went through my boyfriend's old phone to get over a gut feeling I've been having that things aren't as good as they seem. Turns out he's been taking videos of himself masturbating and sending the videos to chicks on WhatsApp, and contacting an old neighbor trying to hook up with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 331

You deserved it 229

Snoopy

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 348

You deserved it 37 009

By Anonymous - 05/11/2017 15:00

Today, my husband accused me of cheating on him and demanded to look through my phone. When he found nothing, he admitted to having his first gay experience this weekend and just wanting something to “even the field” before telling me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 439

You deserved it 418

By Anonymous - 29/07/2012 05:27 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I learned that if you go through your best friend's phone, you can find sexy texts and nude pictures between him and your girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 037

You deserved it 5 072

By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 471

You deserved it 2 470

By gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr - 03/08/2012 18:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 451

You deserved it 1 981

By Alexandra - 05/03/2013 20:17 - United States - Gaithersburg

Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 759

You deserved it 4 145

By Anonymous - 27/03/2018 22:00 - United States - Papillion

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me with my best friend. He actually had the balls to say her leg was asleep and he was trying to wake it up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 466

You deserved it 353

BurnInDemonFire 33

Friday 7 December 2018 12:54

Please make their lives hell. If you don't want to, I will.

A Frenchy in Eire 31

Friday 7 December 2018 13:08

On the plus side, it should be easier to get over that guy, because he is a real pos. I hope you cutting off that "best friend" in the process.

Comments

Takegami 22

Saturday 8 December 2018 7:06

I hope you weren’t making any long-term plan around him

Emma Marshall_738558922 12

Saturday 8 December 2018 7:10

Lol sounds like my ex

GUYMAINE 16

Saturday 8 December 2018 8:35

cut their brakes

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 8 December 2018 17:12

This confirms the old adage that the accuser is usually the guilty party in situations like this. Sorry, OP. :(

distortedcognition 17

Saturday 8 December 2018 18:58

Whoa. They’re both POS. Sorry, OP

gregcrawford 4

Monday 10 December 2018 10:12

Get him all hot and bothered. Then administer a world class handjob; prolonging as long as you can. Then, just when you think he is about to nut, punch him fore-square in the balls.