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By Ihavetopee - 17/01/2016 03:45 - Norway
Today, my boyfriend went out with friends celebrating his birthday, while I stayed home sick. Eight hours later, after getting home too drunk, puking over himself, and blabbering uncontrollably, he's snoring loudly on our tiny bathroom floor. I can't get him to move. FML