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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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You deserved it 4 248

By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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Sneaky

By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 20:00 - Morocco - Salé

Today, my now ex-boyfriend admitted that he had cancelled our Sunday date not because he was ill but because he spent the whole the day with his depressed ex-wife, I was always telling him to check on her, but out of nowhere he felt need to lie and hide their meeting. FML

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You deserved it 129

Trial and error

By Anonymous - 08/11/2022 15:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend after two days of purposely not seeing him, just so he could have the chance to "miss me." When I asked him if he'd missed me, he said no. FML

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You deserved it 1 239

By cheaterscheat - 29/07/2012 01:21 - United States - Saint James

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

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Some people just want to be caught

By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 15:00

Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML

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You deserved it 110

By "bluebird97" - 28/12/2018 20:00

Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me 4 times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift 2 days in a row, apparently that is insensitive of me. FML

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You deserved it 248

By vidzgrl - 28/01/2009 19:51 - Canada

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

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You deserved it 5 333

By JustMyLuck - 12/02/2010 14:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

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You deserved it 4 851

By Thanks Babe - 20/04/2013 23:40 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

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You deserved it 7 568

kalvmpr 4

Sunday 19 January 2014 1:20

Aww, sorry op, that's harsh. You can do better than that scumbag in any case.

olpally 32

Sunday 19 January 2014 1:20

What a jackass. If he wants to be miserable with his ex, that's his idiotic choice.

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FracturedMinds 21

Sunday 19 January 2014 1:53

I know it's usually customary to say dump his ass. But I think this is one of those very special moments on FML that warranted it. Best of luck in future relationships.

israelnotjacob 20

Sunday 19 January 2014 1:58

He's screwing his ex no doubt. Time to dump his ass.

israelnotjacob 20

Sunday 19 January 2014 7:27

Well I don't know about everyone else, but when I check FML from my mobile phone I can't see the screen name of the OP, which is where I first saw and posted that. Now I'm posting from my computer and yeah based off her screen name I would assume she did, to which I say well done!

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 19 January 2014 22:12

#77- I'm not sure which mobile app you're posting from because I can see the screenname from both my iPhone and my old Android.

Shepardspie71 8

Sunday 19 January 2014 2:13

You mean your ex boyfriend

Helldemon 32

Sunday 19 January 2014 3:16

Clearly you didn't read the username :D

NiceGuysDoWin 21

Sunday 19 January 2014 18:23

#37 - That's not clever. It's an overused cliche that needs to stop. It is even worse in this situation as OP's screen name is "yes-i-mean-my-ex". Please find something either A) Relevant or B) Witty. Throwing out the same tired cliche that has been used hundreds of thousands of times on FML is a waste. *end rant*