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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 20:00 - Morocco - Salé

Today, my now ex-boyfriend admitted that he had cancelled our Sunday date not because he was ill but because he spent the whole the day with his depressed ex-wife, I was always telling him to check on her, but out of nowhere he felt need to lie and hide their meeting. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2022 15:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend after two days of purposely not seeing him, just so he could have the chance to "miss me." When I asked him if he'd missed me, he said no. FML

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By cheaterscheat - 29/07/2012 01:21 - United States - Saint James

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 15:00

Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML

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By "bluebird97" - 28/12/2018 20:00

Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me 4 times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift 2 days in a row, apparently that is insensitive of me. FML

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By vidzgrl - 28/01/2009 19:51 - Canada

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

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By JustMyLuck - 12/02/2010 14:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

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By Thanks Babe - 20/04/2013 23:40 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

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kalvmpr 4

Sunday 19 January 2014 1:20

Aww, sorry op, that's harsh. You can do better than that scumbag in any case.

olpally 32

Sunday 19 January 2014 1:20

What a jackass. If he wants to be miserable with his ex, that's his idiotic choice.

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briankoons 11

Sunday 19 January 2014 7:43

Ouch

CrazyMelvin 14

Sunday 19 January 2014 7:45

The fact you used quotes tells me he lied about being sick. What else has he been lying about? Dump him.

chinita1214 8

Sunday 19 January 2014 7:54

He's now your ex you are talking about right?

kmartFTW 12

Sunday 19 January 2014 8:19

Its all part of his plan to get her sick since he left work early with sickness

28shelbyb 3

Sunday 19 January 2014 8:39

Dump him lol you deserve better!

10showgirl 16

Sunday 19 January 2014 10:02

I hope that there wasn't much time invested in that relationship. You will find someone better.

mick3446 15

Sunday 19 January 2014 13:05

That's awesome OP. What a great guy!

MudieAnonymous 4

Sunday 19 January 2014 13:37

mmm that's a warning sign! Let that ass go have fun with his ex...you want someone who makes you their top priority!

SabrinaK1 12

Sunday 19 January 2014 16:54

Kick that douche to the curb

sushzzz 5

Sunday 19 January 2014 17:18

gud u dumped his ass... but u should have been with him in first place as he was sick... but Never mind am happy for you found his reality soon ..

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