By Subliminal message - 19/01/2014 23:21 - Switzerland

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Today, my boyfriend started whispering "blowjobbbb" into my ear while we were watching a movie. When I asked him what he was doing, he denied ever saying it and claimed it must have been a subliminal message in the movie. FML
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then000bster 16

Just ask him if he wants one, then deny ever asking him if he wanted one.

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Askzombie 14

Illuminati strikes again.

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perdix 29

I give that movie three thumbs up, if you know what I mean! ;)

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neonstarr 15

Haha my bf does that too. Damn Southpark.

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worldclassrager 39

Maybe you are slowly going sicsophrenic...(murdered the spelling) Well it's a way to get what he wants but I don't think it will work...

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Schizophrenic (only because you knew you spelled it wrong) ;) and I think her boyfriend just wanted a bj :P (not arguing with you).

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lailaxjan 11

Potentially because a quick Google search could have gotten Schizophrenic spelled right.

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moneyoverall 3

should never have to ask in the first place

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whothewhat 4

Well did it work?

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dimespot 5

More ******** equals less annoying behaviour. Fact.

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RedPillSucks 31

Well. Get working on giving those blow jobs.

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lailaxjan 11

Well, I suppose all that's left now is to give him a *******. He tried to get you to do it subliminally... maybe that's a sign.

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6FootUnder 11

Lol that's what's up.

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MidnaLink 33

He could just ask, and you could refuse.

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