Love: Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger...

By anonymous - 23/01/2016 01:56 - United States - Indiana

Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML

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By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By blushingbride - 09/02/2014 21:59 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By booger - 18/07/2013 07:41 - United States - Plano

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 22:00

Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML

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By Sybille - 06/12/2008 12:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML

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jebron 13

Saturday 23 January 2016 19:57

Ah, kindergarten relationship problems

MetallicSkeleton 12

Saturday 23 January 2016 19:49

That was snot very expected

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tormcn 26

Saturday 23 January 2016 19:57

I'm literally queasy.

LifelessStars 22

Saturday 23 January 2016 19:57

Better than the alternative.

SinWithMe 6

Saturday 23 January 2016 23:36

Mhm, mhm. And just what the hell might that alternative be?

jdtractor2012 11

Sunday 24 January 2016 20:12

@42 actually getting pregnant..

xSumiko 8

Saturday 23 January 2016 19:58

That's um... Really weird..

hoosiergirl94 31

Saturday 23 January 2016 19:58

That is revolting

Dick_diamond 22

Saturday 23 January 2016 19:59

Why are you even dating this idiot????

Guzziii 12

Saturday 23 January 2016 20:02

That's a.... Creative use of that phrase

Leauge 13

Saturday 23 January 2016 20:02

Well that's another type of seed I guess.

Xquisite1 28

Saturday 23 January 2016 20:02

That's absolutely ******* disgusting ! He's a crude bastard.

SexyQueen0905 24

Saturday 23 January 2016 20:03

I actually just threw up a little.

searchr999 14

Saturday 23 January 2016 20:03

wow. Time for a new bf.

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