Love: Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me...

By cherrycokeee - 06/02/2010 18:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

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By JJLight - 27/05/2013 03:14 - United States - Camarillo

Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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You deserved it 8 971

By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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You deserved it 4 185

By KarolBee - 14/05/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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The Force is weak with this one

By fuck Star Wars - 14/09/2020 10:02

Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML

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Star Bores

By theDarkandtheLight - 11/06/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML

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You deserved it 598

Premature

By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 19:00 - United States - Paris

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML

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davidhasmorefun 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:24

Um. For two years and you still didn't know he was that much of a geek? good job paying attention. you fail

CleanSheets 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:26

Pft, I'm jeluz D: Star Wars is the shit

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ermkrmr 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 7:54

awww.. atleast he tried?

DaveTheBrave20 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 15:38

lol ur not a fan of star wars then if you put this as a fml

xJordieeBearhhx 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 7:01

hahahhahahahahh nerd.

Smarties49 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 10:46

thats cool :P lol jk dump the nerd

dkent6251 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 6:35

its time to find a new jeteye.!! and dont give me crap if i spelt jeteye wrong i dont watch starwars(because its gay) i got it off family guy. haha

secerodylan1 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 2:24

lucky freakin duck!!! you should be happy!

Bridget615 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 4:47

Are u kidding id probably b the one to drag my boyfreind there...and dont knock star wars bitch...it the greatest ****** thing to hit pop culture

clm123455 14

Sunday 26 February 2012 21:30

Not everyone has the same opinion as you.

Glockinator 2

Monday 12 September 2011 3:35

I wouldn't have been bummed on this!!! That would have been amazing.

clm123455 14

Sunday 26 February 2012 21:28

Use the force... To get yourself outta there!(:

Harle 24

Monday 1 April 2013 0:53

I WOULD OF KILLED TO BE THERE

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