By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
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mattfire14 12

Tell them about how eats the booty like groceries

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skye147 20

Wow.. That's rude, from now on introduce him as "former boyfriend"

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Kurby14 21

tell everyone he isn't much of a sex partner cause of his micro penis

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worldclassrager 39

Maybe you can mention you always fake orgasms...even though that might be false

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liza1922 7

Doesn't sound like you two have had any sort of real & honest conversation about your relationship. Unless of course he is a complete ass and thought that was funny. Either way you two need to talk.

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little_one 20

Isn't calling someone your sex partner pretty much like calling someone your lover? I'm sure he was just making joke in front of his friends. I wouldn't be offended as long as he was an adequate sex partner!

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CoupeDeAce 6

At least it wasn't said as "One of my sex partners."

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LVtaytay 12

Well that sucks, oh wait, apparently that's what you do. Jk OP, you need to dumb that loser.

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christinamarie17 29

I would have said something like "oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realized you classified THAT as sex."

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