Love: Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster... - FML

By ohman - 02/10/2010 06:28 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

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Same thing different taste

By chipmunk - 29/10/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML

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By PunkChik27 - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML

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You deserved it 4 465

By dumpyhair - 16/08/2019 04:04

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML

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Is this dude a puma?

By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML

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You deserved it 1 504

By ginger - 19/08/2011 10:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

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By hairy - 08/03/2012 14:30 - Serbia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML

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You deserved it 13 800

Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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You deserved it 12 224

By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

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You deserved it 5 380

By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 16:28 - United States - Beachwood

Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML

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You deserved it 9 433

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 23:01

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML

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BethiiGeex 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 16:07

lmfao thats pathetic dumping someone over how they eat, Anyway hamsters are cute?

JakobKain 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 16:08

obviously was just looking for any reason rofl

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Strangeone01 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 7:56

That actually sounds pretty cute haha

juliet48 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 9:04

:(((

XxdarkangelxX13 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 9:18

hahaha I'm sorry but thts a dumb reason maybe he was just looking for a way to break up without hurting ur feelings that much :P

MjsBabyAngel 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 13:41

LMFAOOOOOOOOO!! Hilarioussss!!

ddarko 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 14:25

awww, poor you! I love my GF for the exact same reason! It's so cute...

sduhamel 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 15:15

aw ure so sweet! haha wish my bf was like u!!

PhillyFox 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 18:09

So? You rid your life of a complete moron. Where's the FML?

samanthar 0

Monday 4 October 2010 12:49

i woulda said and u act like the peice of shit that comes out of my ass and im gonna do to u what i do to peices of shit. flush them out of my life and get over it.

Mekotsu 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 18:12

my boyfriend would love that :3

confusdsincbirth 5

Wednesday 6 October 2010 22:23

Maybe he shouldnt watch you eat sunflower seeds.. o_O

QwertyMcNugget 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 4:05

Hamtato! We like sun flower seeds crum, crum, crum! :3

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