Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Your instinct was right, because it’s good to laugh life off. Follow the instructions below, and if your story gets through the moderation process, it'll published in the next 24 hours or so.
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
By Inciter - 30/03/2016 17:39
Today, my boyfriend called me to come pick him up, saying he was slightly drunk. When I got there, he was so drunk he couldn't even walk. When we got home, he started yelling, called me a stupid whore, and then passed out on the floor. FML