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By Jules - 21/02/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 16:28 - United States - Beachwood

Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML

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By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 201

You deserved it 2 685

By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 283

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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You deserved it 4 258

By Out of Ice Cream - 29/09/2015 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML

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You deserved it 2 191

By Emily - 03/01/2013 06:42 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 109

You deserved it 4 911

By j_babydoll6520 - 26/08/2011 11:09 - Australia

Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying, "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 653

You deserved it 3 152

By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 662

You deserved it 4 315

By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 218

You deserved it 4 187

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Monday 21 February 2011 16:34

Wow. Brutal. But maybe you should reconstruct his face and maybe, we'll see who's the ugly one in public.

pinklover24 13

Monday 21 February 2011 17:13

I hope is next girlfriend dumps him like that.

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traze 7

Monday 21 February 2011 18:01

Now that's ****** up.

Jr23Alva 0

Monday 21 February 2011 18:15

u must cry then lol sucks to be u:/ hey blahblah let me get your number(;

ily_19 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 21:09

lol

Synistiel 14

Sunday 19 August 2012 9:28

Someone's a bit desperate.......

CitrusGirl 0

Monday 21 February 2011 18:19

Why are there so many bad kids in the world? You're better off without him, OP.

MaximilianMarche 0

Monday 21 February 2011 18:24

we have the same birthdate. tho I'm 5 yrs older. only the second person I know that is on the same day

blo0_starZz 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 4:27

My two cousins have the same birthday but years apart. And my best friend's bday is exactly a day after me :)

blackshego 0

Monday 21 February 2011 18:40

Hes nothing but an asshole, you deserve better

AnneFTW 17

Monday 21 February 2011 18:48

Least you're rid of him now. You're better off.

creamcheese724 0

Monday 21 February 2011 18:54

maybe you should look less ugly when you cry

TheShard1994 5

Monday 21 February 2011 19:03

Either you're a drama queen or he's a pussy

rockon10 3

Monday 21 February 2011 19:03

Good thing he's gone then.

bossybella 0

Monday 21 February 2011 19:21

That evil

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