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By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

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By not good enough - 27/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML

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You deserved it 90

By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 23:20 - Sri Lanka - Piliyandala

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML

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You deserved it 2 542

By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 02:23 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 619

By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 08:04 - Estonia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML

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You deserved it 3 200

By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 970

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

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You deserved it 2 145

By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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You deserved it 5 203

By iGotSkill - 31/10/2009 01:32 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML

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You deserved it 2 901

By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

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You deserved it 123

destr0yer 7

Friday 8 July 2011 5:48

maybe he doesnt like you.

GrahamAker 3

Friday 8 July 2011 5:48

maybe he a ghost whisperer? Idk

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mcintosh123 15

Friday 8 July 2011 7:22

Tell him to buy a big ass condom and wear it because he is by far the biggest dick of all time

aurora26 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:24

damn that's harsh! f@$% his ass up for bringing ur passed away mother into it!

Superflykid 5

Friday 8 July 2011 7:28

He's sucks

mcintosh123 15

Friday 8 July 2011 7:28

#80 so girls do enjoy **** (: nice to know

italianbby 11

Friday 8 July 2011 7:37

haha POP up, as in I was on another site and it came up. :)

shalbeelynnee 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:28

thats sad

tshureih 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:35

hang in there. he's not worth it. he definitely has mental issuea

porterc16 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:35

that's just ****** up like Obama

sk8erd 15

Friday 8 July 2011 7:44

suppose ably your mom haunted him in his dreams?

sweet2u22 9

Friday 8 July 2011 7:45

He probably was drunk one night and thought he saw a scary ghost. Either way, not the brightest crayon in the crayola box.

Gabriellax3 6

Friday 8 July 2011 7:53

I'm sorry about your mother :/ and don't worry about him yourll find someone more worth your time

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