By Username - 21/12/2010 05:09

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me to have phone sex with him. However, it seems he doesn't quite know what it is, so now he wants me to explain it to him. FML
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starile 19

Step one: Slide the cell phone into a condom. Safety first.

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DynamicDave 11

I tried phone sex once. The holes were way too small.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

so you'd be happier if he was a pro at phone sex?

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DrummerBoy21 0

Soo... Tizzy and Bree... Are you 2 having sex yet or what??

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DynamicDave 11

I tried phone sex once. The holes were way too small.

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RedPillSucks 31

The up side is that there were so many of them.

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quaddrummer93 0

They have tried phone sex but tizzy realized that the holes on the phone were too small

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karina02 9

#30 .......... wow. (:

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websmith 0

How is this an FML? He wants to have sex with you on the phone. Teach him!

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MinnieBitch 5

What did your comment say

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xX504DBXx 0

ahh. my penis won't fit through the tiny holes. am I doing this wrong,?!!

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iliekpuddin 0

ya you penis must be too small

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Cass3m0 0

I'm trying to make sense of your comeback, but it seems....you're a moron. :(

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Cass3m0 0

I tried to make sense of your comeback but it seems the only logical answer I get is.....you're an idiot. :-/ Sorry if this posts twice.

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