By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:09 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
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ROFLsyrup 0

that's not really an FML for you, more for him... He can't handle sex. HAHAHA

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smith2001 5

c-c-c- combo breaker!

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bombtastic 10

**** that. tell him to get some exercise or learn how sex works. and btw if men want action, they have to put effort into it also. it's not a one person gig.

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Breazy 0

your boyfriend sounds like an obese **** who can't lift his stomach fat up long enough to stick his willy in ya :)

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SumKid_fml 0

@29 Roflmao Well, better get him to start working out.

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NyCzFiNesT 0

if u love him...i suggest that you invest in a vibrator lol

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ThE_C_Lo 0

YDI for trying to have sex with an obese man

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giggles5458 0

10 seconds is better than nothing, be grateful(: lol

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murphythadog 0

op is probably a large girl and the poor guy was probably on bottom. and she wasn't assisting in lifting herself up. she was obviously eating a sandwich during this since big girls can't go that long without eating something. I heard big girls are good at bj's op should have had the courtesy to finish him off after her sandwich.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Were you born with any particular condition or is it just complete reading comprehension fail due to poor schooling? In case it's too difficult for you to understand, the problem is that the bloke is probably overweight and has no stamina, not the chick. You're seriously stupid.

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stormin972 0

You should do some of the work too instead of laying there and bitching about it later. YDI

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