Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds...

By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:09 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML

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By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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Bragging

By lastalittlelonger - 05/12/2009 09:07 - United States

Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML

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Romantic afterglow

By easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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Not feeling it

By thisisstupid_17 - 16/11/2016 14:47

Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML

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Can't be arsed, to be honest

By whatamidoingwrong - 22/10/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML

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By valerie - 28/05/2011 01:04 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML

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Bored

By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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By firsttimer69 - 20/03/2009 06:11 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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Saturday 23 January 2010 20:15

that's not really an FML for you, more for him... He can't handle sex. HAHAHA

smith2001 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 16:05

c-c-c- combo breaker!

Comments

suggabbyJULIE 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 8:11

damn poor him. he must have been embarrased!! lol. you don't deserve that.he needs to be a MAN

shitdy524 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 9:18

I feel him. It gets hella tiring when it gets really intense. But he's gotta man up and keep it goin.

Slayer05 0

Friday 29 January 2010 3:29

haha he must be out of shape

Beatriz15 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:06

take it or give it if ur having sex or sexual activities with someone of the same sex you're either gay or bi, the guy is in denial

future19 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 0:01

baseball players have stamina =]

Classless 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 8:17

FYL indeed.

tagedawg 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 6:45

DEFIANTLY GAY

ishitpandas 0

Friday 30 December 2011 23:14

Get a real man haha

P1Nk13 7

Saturday 12 May 2012 18:49

ydi for having a morbidly obese bf... jk that sucks, get a new man!

kevinsagirl2323 8

Friday 3 November 2017 22:11

that is just beyond pathetic. get a new boyfriend. this one's a pussy

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