Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino,...

By Anonymous - 03/12/2014 17:06 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino, so I thought he'd like it if I made a bit of noise and called him "papi" while we did it. It freaked him out enough to kill his boner, and now he thinks I have some kind of incest fetish. FML

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By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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By anon - 31/07/2015 20:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

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By trina - 22/03/2009 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands. He told me, "Your hands are nice and smooth like my grandmother's." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 18:02 - Australia - Wembley

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate with each other for the first time. He shoved his hand down my pants, touched about an inch away from my clitoris, and whispered, "Cummm" in my ear. I doubt I'll have an orgasm ever again. FML

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By lameows - 04/04/2015 01:57 - United States

Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML

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By wow babe - 19/11/2012 17:46 - United States - Arnold

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML

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By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say, "Fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was "Pollo frito". I then had sex, constantly saying "Pollo frito" for an hour. I later realized I was saying "Fried chicken." FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 11:56 - United States - Westminster

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

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By YouDontSay - 10/05/2015 15:35 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML

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Katthebamf 29

Thursday 4 December 2014 0:21

Would you appreciate it if he called you mum/mom/momma (whichever) during sex?

tzemmy 25

Thursday 4 December 2014 0:27

why do people like calling their boyfriend "daddy"? doesn't it make you think of your dad?

Comments

Clawsified 6

Thursday 4 December 2014 20:20

I guess he's not *that* Latino if he doesn't understand "Papi."

beffnytutt 17

Thursday 4 December 2014 20:24

I call my husband "daddy" whether we're having sex or just a regular conversation. He enjoys it either way. Neither of us see anything wrong with it. But you should always talk to eachother about what you like and don't like during sex..

alifig 5

Thursday 4 December 2014 20:53

You are pretty stupid ?

Nyx7 24

Thursday 4 December 2014 21:24

lmao and this is why you don't wanna make assumptions, particularly when they have anything to do with race.

FreeRunn3r 12

Thursday 4 December 2014 23:49

what the **** is wrong with you, ya racist ****.

aussiedude 6

Friday 5 December 2014 2:30

Lol

mrmcleod 29

Friday 5 December 2014 3:28

Apparently you watch more **** than he does.

Vegalady 9

Friday 5 December 2014 6:09

You should have said "mi sexito"

skitzymew 19

Friday 5 December 2014 11:12

It's a submission and dominance thing. You can easily google it and see how these people think. I am not into it myself, nor do I understand the fetish, but I don't have to, they do, it's their business.