Love: Today, my boyfriend and I decided to end our 5 year relationship....

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By munuxi - 26/12/2016 15:06 - Netherlands - Noord-scharwoude

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to end our 5 year relationship. Today is also the day my obnoxious family is coming over for a big Christmas dinner. FML

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