Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I was pretty upset, so one...

By m - 22/08/2012 01:59 - United States - Stamford

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I was pretty upset, so one of my guy friends offered to comfort me and get some ice cream. Apparently his definition of "comforting" is to feel my tits and try to get me to give him head. FML

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By scewable - 13/10/2011 07:19 - United States

Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML

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By Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 20:00

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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Making plans

By nowsingle - 03/07/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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By notthebesttime - 13/10/2012 12:04

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML

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So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

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By bad in the sack - 05/07/2014 04:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She was on top, and then stopped, got off, and said, "Let's go get ice cream." I think this was her way of telling me I suck at sex. FML

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A friend in need…

By anonymous - 30/06/2012 06:26 - United States - Denver

Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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Malkria 1

Wednesday 22 August 2012 9:02

What an ass...

MissIconic 8

Wednesday 22 August 2012 9:03

Try a girl friend but not before smacking that horndog upside the head.

Comments

TnAman 1

Thursday 23 August 2012 5:15

What's playa lol sry for finding comedy in your misfortune.

BlasianGirl 2

Thursday 23 August 2012 7:09

Did you at least get your ice cream?

davijj01 2

Thursday 23 August 2012 7:14

Well did you!?

karmaababyy 5

Thursday 23 August 2012 10:26

For some odd reason, male friends always turn horny when a girl and her boyfriend break up.

xmaximusx 12

Thursday 23 August 2012 12:58

Well ya

rockurheart 9

Thursday 23 August 2012 13:07

faith in humanity : -200

ohjoy15 33

Friday 24 August 2012 19:43

Brutal. I would dumped the freezing ice cream on his private parts then kicked him out. Hope things work out OP.

nikkikinlilla 9

Friday 24 August 2012 20:44

HERP DERP.

fairyriahlinn12 0

Friday 24 August 2012 23:52

Some friend , O.o

brokenintopieces 5

Saturday 25 August 2012 10:07

Sounds like a typical guy....wheres the good ones?

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