Love: Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was... - FML

By rainyday - 12/02/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 07:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

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You deserved it 5 628

By PinkMonkeys - 23/11/2016 18:33

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending me flowers that said, "I just need some space, forever. I hope I never see you again, even if you were a great person. It's not you it's me." FML

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Crossed purposes

By knee2tak - 14/03/2009 09:46 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML

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You deserved it 11 278

By screwed - 30/10/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML

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You deserved it 5 435

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By sadrainindeed - 15/11/2023 19:00 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was feeling really down and my boyfriend refused to be there for me. It’s funny because a couple of months ago he was going through the same thing and I did everything I could to comfort him. FML

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By Schmolly - 13/10/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML

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You deserved it 5 507

By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 621

You deserved it 4 558

By justmylife - 21/08/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 732

You deserved it 3 136

By Maddy - 10/03/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 132

You deserved it 4 988

By love_letter - 29/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML

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macfluffers 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 4:15

What did you think he was going to say? "Oh, you're absolutely right! I'm soooooooo sorry, I still love you and I hope you can forgive me!" As if.

Amydoll 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 12:05

Ouch. That would hurt if it happened to me.

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xtatik 0

Friday 10 July 2009 20:10

WHAT A DICK HEAD!!!! dont let yourself get down about it ay....you will find a nice boy that will melt your heart :) :) :)

fudgnugget 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 3:31

well he didn't need you wow ur life is over!!

Kris1987_fml 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 2:01

boyfriend wins. now go do some laundry

dimelowar 0

Monday 5 April 2010 6:31

lmaoo

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Friday 19 October 2012 14:57

#26 says: "Laugh my ass off off."

BettyBoom_fml 0

Friday 23 July 2010 23:21

tell him he will need you when he's lying in a ditch with his co** cut off...... not literally just proving a point.... please don't go homicidal :s

ikimbo 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 2:25

you deserve better. ditch the guy. (: oh && ignore all the negative comments! :DDDD

LemonLauren 2

Thursday 16 June 2011 20:58

Ouch.

ThatGuyRory 9

Sunday 30 October 2011 20:00

What a Boss.

Angel1000168 16

Tuesday 20 December 2011 11:51

I would have said... "When your nose was broken, you needed me to drive you to the hospital!" and when he asks when, punch him in the nose and say "just then..." then if your feeling nice driving him and if your feeling mean walk away like a boss.

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Sunday 22 September 2013 2:46

I've always wondered why people find it necessary to assault your ex after people break up...

youareunique 2

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:23

someonesaid thatto me before too... i hurts

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Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML

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Today, I went indoor rock climbing with my uncle and his 5 year-old girl. I'm about halfway up the hardest ascent when my arm cramps up. As I stretched my arm, my cousin yells up at me in her tiny voice, "Prove you're a man and climb that wall!" I fell off. I was emasculated by a 5 year-old. FML

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Today, I realized I shouldn't have confessed anonymously to my long time crush through an anonymous account. I was so happy that they noticed me a little and made posts that seems directed to me, but then they just stopped. I'm so sad and craving their attention that I'm getting upset when I shouldn't be. FML

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You deserved it 883

Today, my boyfriend told me that we wouldn't move in together as we had planned to do for a long time. His mother forbade it. He is 27. FML

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Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML

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You deserved it 15 244

Today, I woke up as usual, got dressed as usual, and went to work as usual. After a few hours, however, I found out that my shirt was completely see-through. Only 6 more hours to go in a predominantly male office. FML

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Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML

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You deserved it 4 272

Today, my mom messaged me and was acting weird, we don't have a real relationship. Turns out, she wanted to tell me to stop posting selfies because "it's making her feel bad about her appearance." The worst part? She said, "My husband likes you more than me sexually." That's your big concern? FML

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