Animals: Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no...

By anonymous - 06/02/2015 05:16 - Australia - Mitcham

Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML

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Friday 6 February 2015 11:08

What grown man brings their cat to work

Jasim 17

Friday 6 February 2015 11:18

It would be a shame if someone left the door open.

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acommonman 23

Friday 6 February 2015 11:27

he brought the cat to his office to compensate for the lack of of actual pussy in his life. stay clear of this cat, OP; it's not yours to take care of. hopefully your boss will be reprimanded for breaking the rules.

RobinGoodfellow 47

Friday 6 February 2015 11:28

I have no idea what #4's comment is getting at but I find it inexplicably funny.

Saltypumpking 12

Friday 6 February 2015 11:38

Sounds like my boss.. all aboard the feels train, no stops

acommonman 23

Friday 6 February 2015 11:45

stay clear of the cat, OP. it's a nuisance, and is probably a compensation for your boss's lack of a certain something.

voltroz 18

Friday 6 February 2015 12:22

No one can tame the spawn of hell!!!

NamelessFace 22

Friday 6 February 2015 12:43

That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

newzealand 28

Friday 6 February 2015 13:09

You're sure #27 ? and not the penis in a milk bottle FML before this one?

feven 32

Friday 6 February 2015 13:07

How long was your boss in the bathroom for the cat to be able to do all that?

teentee401 36

Friday 6 February 2015 13:58

Is your boss' name Angela by any chance?

buymevickis92 26

Friday 6 February 2015 17:30

I'm a cat person but honestly they are assholes. why in the world did your boss bring it to work in the first place? I feel bad for you op.

mattyiscool123 26

Friday 6 February 2015 22:00

You're not supposed to if he didn't tell you to, so you can't get the blame

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 6 February 2015 22:55

Even if the boss had asked OP, he could say that its not part of his job description and that cat-sitting incurs an additional fee of $30 per hour charged in 1 hour increments.