Money: Today, my aunt asked if she and her boyfriend could stay with...

Does she know you're living in a motel? I know when I was living in one I was terrified something like that would happen because I would be forced to admit where I was staying.

amarie2009 22

Monday 13 March 2017 11:16

Say no, it's not that difficult!!!

TMO2142 25

Monday 13 March 2017 13:00

just say no, you dont have space

Colon_Man 17

Monday 13 March 2017 19:11

*panics* "No! I live in space!"

OhPuhleeze 23

Monday 13 March 2017 13:54

Sure aunt Jenny. You can stay with us. Just make a reservation though. Call 555MOTEL for booking.

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Today, I learned my dad is the kindest, most generous, hard-working soul anyone has ever met. He'll give someone the shirt off his back if they need help. Except for us, his immediate family, whom he screams and cusses at daily, expects to do everything ourselves, and thinks we're incompetent when we need help. FML

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Today, a sewer main broke just outside of where I work. It smells like a latrine here but we are not allowed to close down, and the county won't do anything about it for two weeks. The only upside is that I'm not dealing with many customers, but having to smell the entire city's feces is way worse. FML

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Today, we had bingo. Three rounds into it a group behind me started to yell, "BINGO, BINGO!" I looked around and saw no one was coming to verify that they had a bingo, so I turned around and said "Stand up." The girl was a dwarf, and she was standing up. FML

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Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML

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Today, and for the past week, my grandma has been talking about her oldest cat not living much longer. This morning, my mom called, and I could instantly tell by the inflection of her voice what had happened. I immediately, correctly, assumed that he had died… and then I got yelled at for being "pessimistic." FML

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Today, a year after I moved out with no contact since, my former housemates texted me out of the blue to tell me I'm not invited to their wedding. Seems she thought I'd just turn up and "embarrass" myself. I never indicated that I intended or even wanted to go. FML

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Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML

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Today, I saw a toddler bolt in a parking lot. Since he was running towards the road behind me, I scooped him up to hand off to his mother. She shrieked, snatched him from my hands, and sprayed me with mace. While I was writhing in pain, some punk kid lifted my wallet and phone. FML

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