Kids, Music and YouTube: Today, my 7-year-old learned "Smoke Weed Everyday" from YouTube,... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 16:34

Today, my 7-year-old learned "Smoke Weed Everyday" from YouTube, and has repeated it so many times that I'm now singing it. FML

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Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML

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mackdeezy 22

Thursday 27 June 2019 16:39

I think the question on all our minds is how did your child land on that on youtube? At the same time.... kids of that age aren't as innocent as we'd like them to be anymore.

ojosRojos 28

Thursday 27 June 2019 17:49

As an elementary/middle school music teacher, I can tell you that you can’t trust children to navigate YouTube on their own. Your kid should be monitored when using YouTube and should have limited access, or more stuff like this WILL happen.

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mackdeezy 22

Thursday 27 June 2019 16:39

I think the question on all our minds is how did your child land on that on youtube? At the same time.... kids of that age aren't as innocent as we'd like them to be anymore.

ojosRojos 28

Thursday 27 June 2019 17:49

As an elementary/middle school music teacher, I can tell you that you can’t trust children to navigate YouTube on their own. Your kid should be monitored when using YouTube and should have limited access, or more stuff like this WILL happen.

Sinshine 28

Friday 28 June 2019 1:49

I don't think you need to be a teacher to know that. OP should just have been monitoring their child on the web in general.

ojosRojos 28

Friday 28 June 2019 14:11

You’d be surprised how many students’ parents I see this issue with. Many lack your common sense lol

ojosRojos 28

Thursday 27 June 2019 17:50

There’s a YouTube Kids app that filters out stuff like that. I recommend it!

BrotherPhil 35

Thursday 27 June 2019 20:39

Nananana na! It's the motherfucking D O double G!

postpunkfunk 16

Thursday 27 June 2019 22:06

Does your kid say it low like Nate Dogg?

loliloveoniichan 14

Saturday 29 June 2019 8:16

oh no... At 8 years old I was killing grannies with ****** in gta san andreas. Your kid will be ok

toxicMadame 7

Thursday 4 July 2019 6:18

That sounds awesome

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 5 January 2022 4:13

Do you not monitor what your kid has access to?

Gubbon 17

Tuesday 3 October 2023 8:45

Just sing it as "A good deed every day!", until it's stuck in your son's head like that.

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