Kids: Today, my 17-year-old daughter's friend told her that superglue...

By mcase - 31/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Compton

Today, my 17-year-old daughter's friend told her that superglue works well as lip gloss. She tried it. FML

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By leosmom - 25/11/2018 03:00

Today, I used a glue stick instead of my Carmex lip balm. FML

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By TriangularBanana - 10/12/2016 22:50 - United States - Houston

Today, I babysat my little cousin. He thought that a glue stick would have the same effect as chapstick. FML

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By finalfantasy - 21/06/2018 17:30 - United States - Aurora

Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML

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By wtfmama - 04/05/2013 12:51 - United States - Hudson

Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

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By chapstick - 09/01/2014 03:23 - United States - San Dimas

Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML

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By Disappointed - 04/10/2014 03:08

Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML

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By Natasha - 20/02/2021 21:30

Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 05:02 - Australia

Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2019 17:15

Today, I got a call from my 14-year-old step-daughter while I was out. She'd left nail polish in her pocket when she'd tried to wash the clothes. I now have hot pink streaks on most of my work clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 16:48 - United States

Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML

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Jiinxx 8

Tuesday 31 July 2012 11:59

I bet you're so incredibly proud.

xlord 27

Tuesday 31 July 2012 12:00

at least you now know if she's been kissing any boys

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charla6609 2

Tuesday 31 July 2012 16:30

She's just an idiot....

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 31 July 2012 16:32

Our lips are sealed? Such a GoGo thing to think. Hush, my darling Don't you cry Quiet, angel Forget their lies

TheWhiteBunny 3

Tuesday 31 July 2012 16:34

OMG like someone got like a blonde to be quiet. Like omg I never thought I'd see the day. Like you know what I mean. Friend is like, well like, a freakin genius!

pandabear125 0

Tuesday 31 July 2012 18:16

wtf

rockerlove2013 6

Tuesday 31 July 2012 16:36

Hahahahaha BLOND MOMENT

jayfreeman80 0

Tuesday 31 July 2012 17:12

Your 17 year old has the brains of a toddler. YDI

erinchick1 7

Tuesday 31 July 2012 19:55

I think toddlers are smarter than that! Hahaha

1coolchic 4

Tuesday 31 July 2012 17:16

Yeah, at 17, she definitely should have known better. Maybe she could sue her mother for allowing her to grow up to be such a moron...

briancallahan 3

Tuesday 31 July 2012 17:32

As far as I can see, YDI because she didn't learn enough from you as a parent so that she wouldn't do that.

Sandman366 6

Tuesday 31 July 2012 17:38

O, humanity's future, where art thou?

spongeydude4 2

Tuesday 31 July 2012 17:47

Oh, world, you never cease to amuse me.

tomjenkins 0

Tuesday 31 July 2012 17:47

I hope you've got that child on birth control!

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