Kids: Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that...

By badparent - 08/04/2013 04:26 - Australia - Southport

Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML

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By mydaughterisdisturbed - 12/08/2013 00:58 - United States - Huntingburg

Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML

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Not now!

By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML

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By fluke - 19/09/2011 17:24 - United States

Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML

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By mbesameh - 11/06/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML

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All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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By got to be kidding me - 02/05/2019 14:00 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, my eight-year-old daughter refused to use the port-a-potty at the fair. She preferred to piss her pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2014 16:09 - Norway - Egersund

Today, my 17-year-old son managed to easily convince my 13-year-old daughter that if you have sex before getting married, you'll instantly get horrible diseases that will kill you. Her freaking out is how I found out she's not only gullible as hell, but sexually active as well. FML

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They're indoctrinating our children… with pranks!

By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

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By firewait - 13/05/2009 00:23 - Canada

Today, I gave my 16 year old step daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me the hypocritical pervert. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 20:51 - United States

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

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iarefatal 9

Monday 8 April 2013 12:08

However if a boy wears a dress he can still go to the girls bathroom. This is a fact!

xYin 16

Monday 8 April 2013 12:06

Doesn't he know it's actually the largely untrue stereotype that all women were a cape to the bathroom?

Comments

whostolemylama 12

Monday 8 April 2013 12:59

gullibility is associated with innocence right? Right?! Look on the bright side your son was making your daughter more feminine!

skulltorn 8

Monday 8 April 2013 13:47

Wait wtf, how is innocence a feminine trait?

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 8 April 2013 16:12

oops

maosquare 18

Tuesday 9 April 2013 6:26

15, Judith Butler would not approve your statement.

Ms_ValS 27

Monday 8 April 2013 12:59

Really though, for a teenager to be that painfully ignorant, the parents have got to take some blame for it.

horrorfield 6

Monday 8 April 2013 13:13

I hope you punished him and told her not to be so gullible. And I mean punished by taking his phone and the power chords to his computer and his console!!

MzZombicidal 36

Monday 8 April 2013 14:51

That's just cruel! Especially for a harmless joke.

SomeRandomGuy15 18

Monday 8 April 2013 21:07

Well, THAT seems rather extreme, don't you think?

abasham 4

Monday 8 April 2013 13:17

There are only two ways this could have happened...your daughter isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, or your son is the most persuasive man in history.