Kids: Today, my 12-year-old daughter is a Nirvana fan, while my 20-year-old...

By Anonyme - 14/08/2011 23:53 - Lebanon

Today, my 12-year-old daughter is a Nirvana fan, while my 20-year-old son is a Justin Bieber fan. How did that happen? FML

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9a_z1 11

Monday 20 June 2016 12:11

Your children feel comfortable enough to break free of stereotypes with their music taste, unless they're blasting it needlessly loudly why is that a bad thing?

OlRed 28

Monday 20 June 2016 12:18

Hey... Your daughter actually has decent taste in music! .....FYL about your son though.

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itchmcrotch 13

Tuesday 21 June 2016 1:39

"SOMEBODY LIKES MUSIC I DONT LIKE WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TOOO". Grow the **** up.

bloodyfreak_fml 4

Tuesday 21 June 2016 1:47

Easy, you saved all of your awesome genes for your daughter.

Catdragon 40

Tuesday 21 June 2016 4:11

half the comments are upset butthurt bieber fans

Jyzlow 8

Tuesday 21 June 2016 4:43

I'm not sure what the laws are like in Lebanon, but you might try disowning your son

Isa_fml 20

Tuesday 21 June 2016 4:54

Quit being an asshole and let your kids like what they like.

Lightning97 9

Tuesday 21 June 2016 5:07

disown your son

_Shaggy_ 5

Tuesday 21 June 2016 9:53

your daughter is the smart one

dragoongirl90 34

Tuesday 21 June 2016 11:07

At least your daughter is awesome.

radio_soldier 2

Tuesday 21 June 2016 18:34

You raised your daughter right. Your son however...

taake_fjellene 9

Wednesday 22 June 2016 13:43

I'm assuming it's because you don't blast enough Mayhem and Darkthrone around them.

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