Intimacy: Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents...

By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By RetroDayDreamer - 10/09/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

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Rushed

By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barge in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By policeopenup - 11/07/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML

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By FML - 12/08/2010 16:19 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML

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By lez probs - 18/05/2013 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML

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By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By Keith walk - 12/02/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

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Quick, hide!

By Mattyboy - 24/08/2009 09:57 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things started heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handed me my clothes, pushed me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answered, holding my shoes. FML

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Mjfalcon 8

Tuesday 1 March 2011 19:01

nice. way to fail!

SCOTTY_DAY 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 19:08

wow, she must be a big girl if you fit into her pants.

Comments

lilyputionflower 6

Tuesday 30 August 2011 2:04

LMFAO

quickbluntquim 3

Sunday 4 September 2011 7:42

If you had normal parents, they wouldn't have came in.

noobcake111 2

Tuesday 6 September 2011 3:00

but dad! I was only putting a costume on

sk84lifepcm 2

Sunday 25 September 2011 8:53

You should have kept going, like a boss.

Kate1453 6

Monday 26 September 2011 6:37

That would have sucked if they got the blanket off!

Hakaan 10

Friday 20 April 2012 2:15

Pre-marital sex, YDI.

Liamj774 36

Tuesday 23 October 2012 13:54

Poop

PierreAlexandre_fml 8

Saturday 14 September 2013 3:56

*my girlfriend and I

DevilsMetsGiants 30

Friday 18 April 2014 12:24

Rather your dad than hers

wrenavery90 12

Sunday 4 September 2022 6:21

So your parents came home and immediately came into your room???

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