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By BrownDude - 29/01/2016 16:16 - United States - Cedar Falls
Today, me and my girlfriend had sex, she seemed like she was enjoying the whole thing. Then out of no where she was kissing my chest. She said go gentle, should've listened because I now I have superglue holding half my nipple on. FML