Miscellaneous: Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah,...

By Nico - 12/11/2011 15:42 - France

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

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By Mark - 06/06/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML

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Saturday 12 November 2011 19:54

I pronounced it as supreme.

lilemmy55 10

Saturday 12 November 2011 19:54

On the brightside, Atleast theres not like 5 other people in your class that has the same name as you!

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hellasuper197 1

Sunday 13 November 2011 3:28

oh my gosh.I know exactly how you feel. my name is evica. but it's not pronounced at all how you think it would be.>.

nick6521 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 3:30

my names nick. i feel left out...

rollingyoke 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 3:50

Just be glad I know someone who was named "marijuanapepsi"

julia_lynn 21

Sunday 13 November 2011 3:51

That sucks, OP. Cannot imagine what your parents were thinking.

brownbear16 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 3:54

umm, yes may i have a spreme pizza please xD

harrison918 5

Sunday 13 November 2011 4:03

There's three kids in my school named Superior, Magnificent, and Prodigy. Yours is still bad though.

adrills 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 4:14

my names Adriel and I've never met any one with that name

Zoth 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 4:33

Time to change that shit.

DDbaconcrazy 1

Sunday 13 November 2011 4:39

Then why does it say nico as ur name?!

ipeal2 7

Sunday 13 November 2011 4:55

My name is Alston( all- ston) I've never met anyone with this name!

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