Today, like any other day, I'm here on Fml to spend hours reading...

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2022 06:37 - Italy

Today, like any other day, I'm here on Fml to spend hours reading about everybody's shitty life, just to avoid thinking about mine and feel less lonely. FML

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emopancake 7

Thursday 15 September 2022 4:18

same here, friend. sadly it ain’t working too well for me ahah

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emopancake 7

Thursday 15 September 2022 4:18

same here, friend. sadly it ain’t working too well for me ahah

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