Miscellaneous: Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate,...

By obsceene - 18/10/2010 10:49 - United States

Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML

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By GK - 08/05/2009 11:20 - Australia

Today, in my class I was nominated for the guy with the worst hairdo. I don't know what is worse, the fact that I was nominated or the fact that I felt let down when I did not win. FML

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By teach - 05/02/2009 00:40 - Canada

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

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By presidont - 18/10/2009 12:25 - Switzerland

Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By anyoldnamewilldo - 11/12/2014 16:10 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML

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By failout - 05/03/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 18/09/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, apparently, I can't have a bad day. After school, mom asked me if I'd had a good day. I told her no. Without asking, she went on a tirade about how unsociable I am and how poor my attitude is. I was harassed all day by my classmates because I don't wear expensive brand name clothes like they do. FML

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By skyhawk13 - 30/10/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML

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Monday 18 October 2010 16:00

OP, tube socks and tie dye went out of style in the 90s.

pepsie_fml 0

Monday 18 October 2010 15:46

i think their trying to tell you something =O

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FrAnk0089 0

Monday 18 October 2010 18:40

that sucks!! go make some friends

themachine122 0

Monday 18 October 2010 19:18

the eighties called. they want their outfit back

dug44 0

Monday 18 October 2010 19:26

that's a compliment..... duh, original!!!

shortystar_fml 0

Monday 18 October 2010 20:01

agree

blahzz 4

Monday 18 October 2010 20:06

Did you wear mismatched socks? I think thats a win but some people can't get over that shit.

chaosdragn16 2

Monday 18 October 2010 20:20

I think you might go to my school o.O scary mooresville senior high?

Helena_18 0

Monday 18 October 2010 21:35

at least u did get a price right....

Helena_18 0

Monday 18 October 2010 21:37

at least u did get a price right....

Divanacious 0

Monday 18 October 2010 22:09

I always throw on my football jersey and daisy dukes for this occasion. Divanacious5

Meaky 0

Monday 18 October 2010 22:32

...Wacky Tacky day..... North Carolina....... Dude, do you go to Cane Creek Middle? I wore my kitty hat that day.

TerrorDollie 0

Monday 18 October 2010 23:03

Maybe they did that jus to piss you off?

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