Intimacy: Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday and I saw he was logged... - FML

By Anonymous - 26/07/2009 13:05 - United States

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Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday and I saw he was logged in on ooVoo. He sent me a request to video chat so I decided to take off all of my clothes to surprise him. Little did I know, his entire family was at his house and at the computer because he, "wanted to show them what a great girlfriend I am." FML

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By jane smith - 01/07/2010 12:11 - Australia

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Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2010 04:19 - United States

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Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of 2 years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML

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By Jssceli09 - 18/12/2009 08:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were using our skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2017 05:00

Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML

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By perfectmoment - 10/10/2009 22:22 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Spicy

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By maddiee. - 21/10/2010 15:20 - Indonesia

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

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By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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genius_man16 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:16

I think you showed them just how great of a girlfriend you were. Mission accomplished it seems to me.

MusicMan7187 3

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:13

lol YDI for not waiting to see who's at his computer before the clothes come off

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Ariel_Dynez 0

Friday 19 February 2010 0:49

YDI lol make sure how many ppl are in the room you idiot

Ariel_Dynez 0

Friday 19 February 2010 0:51

SUCKS TO BE YOU LOLZ

maryjeaninex3 0

Friday 5 March 2010 8:37

SMARTASS!

TaylorHK 0

Monday 12 April 2010 5:05

good gf but YDI. definitely.

XxMoonGirlAshomi 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 14:58

u r soooooooo dumb!!!!! never do that, ever!!

dawgiride 0

Friday 24 June 2011 0:54

haha you're a great gf

blackbelt25 12

Thursday 14 July 2011 23:54

at least you were... considerate?

DQIX1 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 2:25

What does YDI MEAN??? lol

rm250rider 4

Monday 14 November 2011 20:45

Hell ya u r such a great girl friend for doing that.

CalebEatsZombies 2

Tuesday 13 December 2011 3:46

Your so nice Trolololol

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