By andi0804 - 05/08/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
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crackberrie 0

creepy!!! how come you haven't changed your number? (it sounds like this person has been stalking you for a while from your post)

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LAXer9393 0

it's my brithday too! happy birthday, fellow august fifther. :)

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youngbutwise15 5

Happy Birthday! you wish u had more money Happy Birthday! your life's so sad it's funny wait since when is having a stalker funny? A: since when your stalker calls u and sings happy birthday sounding like a japanese guy

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shadow35518 0

okay seriously people? why do you have to be so disrespectful? she had a terrible birthday i bet alot of you wouldn't be happy if everyone forgot you on your birthday. it's ment to be a special day just for you. andi0804 happy birthday and i'm sorry people have to be asses and nit pick everything. i hope today and every other day goes a little better! :)

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maddybaddy 0

I am so sorry. If it's any consolation, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

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Nightfallz 0

anyone who expects anything for their birthday gets an auto ydi.

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lilbitch123 0

and anyone who tries to be a smart little bitch gets an auto "shut the **** up"

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iljajlm 4

Says the girl named "lilbitch123" lmao though that was funny

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vers_fml 0

hear hear, the fact she thinks she has a "stalker" makes me thinks she's just a middle schooler, and i'm tired hearing about their "horrible" lives.

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Consequences 0

That's kind of neat that you're friendly enough with your stalker to pick up the phone for them. At least you have someone to speak with when you're lonely.

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