By anonymous - 13/01/2014 01:40 - United States - Upper Darby

Today, it was my birthday, so when I woke up, I came downstairs yelling, "ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY, IS A BIG BOOTY HOE," only to find that my family had thrown me a surprise party. All my grandparents were at the bottom of the stairs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 134
You deserved it 44 286

Same thing different taste

Top comments

JMichael 25

Maybe you should lay off them big booty hoes.

Comments

Honestly, this is the best & funniest FML I've ever read.... LMAO

Hey it's ur birthday u can do what you want, or in this case say what u want

You totally deserved that. Still, this FML makes me giggle every time I look at it because it's so easy to envision. I wish someone would draw this.

Wow. You do sound like a bit of an ass. ydi