By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
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PureGold 0

Casually slowing down and stopping at his feet? Riiiiight. AND he didn't think to move out of the way? SO MUCH FAIL. And broken ankles suck :(

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elyssarae 0

That's what you get for trying to "be cool," and control any sort of setting. That's un-cool.

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Peroxide 3

wtf is going on here comment system, you used to be cool. Delete this crap plse.

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larselduderino 0

Proof that women shouldn't drive/steer any object used in any sort of transportation

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bexox 0

You're just jealous of my awesome boobage!

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Poke_my_mon 0

What I don't really understand is... how would stopping at his feet impress him?

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sal1985 0

i wish there was a girl that liked me

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

♪ Dashing through the snow, All doped up on my sled. Tried to make it slow, But it sped on up instead. So there appears a man, He's getting really near. And speeding like a van, I hit him like a deer. ♪

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Sarunas23 0

your song is hilarious i laughed SO hard!!!

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lostfaithinpppl 19

OP, you are too stupid. Please forget all about guys so you don't procreated in the future and spread your stupidity.

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bexox 0

Please check your tenses in the future.

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42billybob 5

any "i tried to impress (insert person) by (insert potentially dangerous/humiliating flaunt of skill)" automatically is a YDI

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

You usually precede that with a, "Well, after taking a couple shots of tequila..."

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wh4t3v3R 0

YDI, but that is the best FML I read today.

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stinger11 0

congratulations...you officially don't know how to spell congratulations.

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