By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Casually slowing down and stopping at his feet? Riiiiight. AND he didn't think to move out of the way? SO MUCH FAIL. And broken ankles suck :(

elyssarae 0

That's what you get for trying to "be cool," and control any sort of setting. That's un-cool.

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52643_CB 0

way to steal a story from MLIA.com. even more so one that was posted 190+ pages ago

Did you really expect to be able to stop at will? Physics fail!

ziqi92 0

u never took a proper physics class on momentum have u... idiot

sarcdude 3

Well, you've impressed him alright.

didn't u see this coming?? well for the post neither he did ... but ur stupid for thinking that was possible to stop "at the bottom at his feet"

First ever FML comment, and I love how they've written "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful."! Clearly nobody here noticed that :P But back on topic, YDI for trying to be cool with such a dumbass plan, and HDI for standing there like a twat and not getting out of the way.

I thought you was going to say that you were abruptly stopped by some barbed wire at the bottom

Well it's partially his fault for not moving out of the way, but whoopsie!!!

Im not going to be sexist and say women can't drive cars nor sleds because that would be mean. I'll be hear all week, try the veal.

Noooo, I spelled here wrong. I've ruined my own joke. I will now go into exile. Farewell people, I shall return when I find the triforce.