Kids: Today, it's my nephew's second birthday. He was sitting on my...

By Anonymous - 31/08/2010 16:32 - United States

Today, it's my nephew's second birthday. He was sitting on my lap, so I started tickling him. He laughed and squirmed so much, he smashed his mouth on my desk. Two bloody hours at the hospital later, he has no two front teeth. FML

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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Today, I took my two-year-old daughter to the dentist for her first check-up. We were at the front desk when she tripped, fell and chipped her front tooth on the marble floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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By B - 18/04/2011 08:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2015 02:24 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML

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By MommyProblems - 19/01/2014 05:17 - United States

Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML

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By chuchie - 12/06/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my 5 month old nephew who hasn't pooped in 2 days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolls over and pees on my new carpet. I roll him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML

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By Sherlock - 03/02/2010 16:02 - France

Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML

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Tuesday 31 August 2010 23:32

if hes two they are milk teeth, bad but not the end of the world

Ipreferbroccoli 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 23:38

Poor thing. He'll probably hate tickling for the rest of his life now haha

Comments

atnov_fml 2

Wednesday 1 September 2010 3:55

It's alright, this actually happened to me when I was 2. my dogs smashed me into a desk. I lost both front teeth, and they didn't grow back until 2nd grade. But it made me who I am, and honestly, having a lisp and cute kindergarten pictures doesn't hurt too bad with the ladies either. Don't beat yourself up

sharmoota 2

Wednesday 1 September 2010 4:10

poor babyyy!! he wont see his teeth back after he's 5 or somethin! :S FHL tho :/

Samuraixman 3

Wednesday 1 September 2010 5:00

well at least you will know what he wants for christmas

sweethang26 7

Tuesday 6 November 2012 5:36

lol!(:

lostfaithinpppl 19

Wednesday 1 September 2010 5:13

OP, you've got nerves to think that your life is ******. YDI, dumb ass! If you didn't tickle the poor kid this wouldn't happen.

jskibabe22 4

Wednesday 1 September 2010 5:20

his life is more ****** than urs

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 5:45

Tell the kid I said happy birthday... My birthday is tommorow 09/01 ALL HAIL THE VIRGOS BITCHES!!!

xITZxTuRtLeX 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 6:26

if only chuck norris was baby sutting

screamjewel_ 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 7:07

Happy Birthday ! >_<

Wersome 13

Wednesday 1 September 2010 7:31

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth! I hope there baby-teeth for your sake, cos whens he's older and some jerk is hassling him you better believe he's going to take your two front teeth