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Same thing different taste
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Usually if the bed is infested so is the rest of the house, including the floor
Get diatomaceous earth. A mask and gloves to use it. It will help immensely
Or it will be soon if he keeps sleeping someplace other than the bed. They will follow you OP....
Suck it up. Military members spend their birthdays in combat zones every day of the year.
While that's a very horrible fact, that doesn't make OP's situation any better.
How can anyone say op deserves this without knowing they are a major dicksnatch on purpose?
Happy birthday OP, we have the same one :)
Happy Birthday. I hope the coming year is much better.
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Happy birthday, anyway, OP!
Can I just spill your glass of water so it's empty instead of half full?