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It's obvious that the day of your birth has driven them to the point of sheer misery, you don't know how to take care of your pets, you're sticking your face in places it doesn't belong and your boyfriend is secretly a homosexual. FYL indeed.

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Yes, look on the bright side: Your parents are getting a divorce - that's 2 times the houses, 2 times the fun. And at least your cat remembered. Your boyfriend did too... he plotted with the cat on what to get for you. He got youthe slippers so that you wouldn't step on the cats present :D

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Are you on your phone or the computer? On the computer, it should say it right underneath the FML. But some phones (like mine!) don't say specifically where the OP is from or what the OP's nickname is. :)

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#58: They know. They write this on almost every FML. Silly Shaebug12. But thanks for looking out for fellow FML commenters, 58. See everybody, if we all work together, we can make FML a better place for everyone! :D

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Eh, IMO, "nice" is overrated, and not much of a personality trait in and of itself. I prefer to be helpful while still reserving my right to be a snarky bitch when the occasion calls for it. It's much more fun than being cheery and optimistic all the time. :}

It's obvious that the day of your birth has driven them to the point of sheer misery, you don't know how to take care of your pets, you're sticking your face in places it doesn't belong and your boyfriend is secretly a homosexual. FYL indeed.

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Yeah FFML, the FMLs I've been reading today have a lot of that. People need to grow thicker skin. But don't worry, I'm sure the people with a sense of humor will back you up.

Happy Birthday! Well, it's a new year. And with each new year, new memories to make and new places to go. You can only go up from where you are now. The glass if half full, and things aren't as bad as they seem. Wait... I smell fowl play. ;)

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Yeah, the bird, cat, and parents chipped in to buy her a pair of slippers when the boyfriend found out. The cat ran away in fear to inform the parents, who promptly went their separate ways, while the boyfriend strangled the bird and shat on it, thus taking the slippers and offering them as a cover-up present. She then got a rash from the horrifying scene.

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