Health: Today, is the third day my ring won't come off. I used soap,...

By Madi Jenna - 04/05/2011 17:31 - United States

Today, is the third day my ring won't come off. I used soap, vegetable oil, lotion, soaked my hand in ice to make the swelling of my finger to come down, and even my mom pulled so hard she dislocated my finger. FML

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By Tampax - 30/09/2014 18:46 - Spain - Cuenca

Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML

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By meganridner - 04/08/2011 16:05 - United States

Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML

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By lisa - 22/12/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2023 18:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that the ring I wear on my ring finger needs to come off because it's too big. It's too big because I bought it for him and he gave it back to me 6 months later. I've been wearing it on the same finger for the last 3 months with no problems. FML

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By Bigpoppa0507 - 31/08/2011 14:02 - Canada

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 22:01 - United States - Boise

Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML

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By BudmaudeY - 31/03/2011 20:53 - Sweden

Today, I noticed that the injury on my hand from three weeks ago no longer hurt. A while later, I accidentally slammed that same hand in a door. FML

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By ouchouchouch - 28/03/2012 04:16 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML

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By fuckmeintheeyewitharing - 03/07/2016 12:52 - United States - La Mesa

Today, I was polishing a ring I made at a jewelry shop I intern at. The ring flicked off my fingers and smashed me in the eye. It only took a single trip to the emergency room to make me pretty sure I won't be getting the job. FML

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By Penny - 17/10/2021 02:00

Today, I reached for my lip balm while laying in bed in the dark. I accidentally knocked my bedside lamp, and it fell on my hand and shattered. A huge glass fragment impaled my hand. I just got out of surgery. FML

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Wednesday 4 May 2011 22:16

get Gollum to help you he's really good at that

greg84_fml 21

Wednesday 4 May 2011 22:16

Looks likes it's time to cut it off.

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efrank1987 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 1:46

have you tried losing some weight. that might help.

thechief50 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 1:50

hey use a lube soap mixture! trust me it works along with ice

Hotlanta 5

Thursday 5 May 2011 1:52

YES!!!!the old Tom and Jerry like the ones that were on in the 90s, not the new ones the have on tv in today's time lol

Life_sucks_13 6

Thursday 5 May 2011 1:57

windex! it works great! got that trick from a jewelry store!

lovelyinblack81 2

Thursday 5 May 2011 1:57

easy glide anal lube. you laugh but it works well.

immunizations 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 2:01

you know you can just google "home remedies for removing a stuck ring" right?

Uncle_Ben96 5

Thursday 5 May 2011 2:05

your suppose to twist first, and then pull

omgwtftoni 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 2:11

cut it, dumbass

sparkles0103 4

Thursday 5 May 2011 2:15

lay off of the salt!!

5upernova 3

Thursday 5 May 2011 2:17

Cut it off. You will only injure your finger even more. How much more can it take? It has already been dislocated, and the swelling is going to make it even worse. I have a feeling that it is expensive and valuable, but is it really worth more than your finger?