Today is my birthday, it also marks four months of no sex with... - FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2017 21:11

Today is my birthday, it also marks four months of no sex with my wife of eight months... happy birthday to me fml.

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GhostFox 33

Friday 28 April 2017 9:42

You have a mouth, presumably you can use it to facilitate conveying your frustrations and concerns to your wife, as opposed to simply using it for oral sex.

CrazyManNo9 29

Thursday 27 April 2017 20:39

Screw that! Oh, what, wait, no?

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CrazyManNo9 29

Thursday 27 April 2017 20:39

Screw that! Oh, what, wait, no?

GhostFox 33

Friday 28 April 2017 9:42

You have a mouth, presumably you can use it to facilitate conveying your frustrations and concerns to your wife, as opposed to simply using it for oral sex.

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