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By whyevenbother - 05/04/2016 17:47 - United States - Festus
Today is my 22nd birthday. Only five people told me Happy Birthday, everyone else forgot it. Everyone at work decided I could close the counter tonight. So I'm going to miss my dinner with my husband. Top it off, I got my period during a staff meeting. Happy fucking birthday... FML